I thought I would start the 2007 nba playoffs with a fun set of facts. Have any of you Laker fans out there ever wondered why your team has been doomed to mediocrity forever? It is quite simple. Your dumb team fired Mr. Laker himself Jerry West. I call this the curse of the LOGO Jerry West.
Let's look at the facts:
Factoid 1: Jerry is dissrespected by the Laker organization and leaves in 2000.
Factoid 2: Phil Jackson rides the coat tails of Jerry's architecture but deserves an ASTERISK by those titles. Like usual, he sees an opportunity and puts his stamp of the "TRIANGLE NONSENSE" on it.
Factoid 3: Shaq is grumpy.
Factoid 4: Kobe is grumpy.
Factoid 5: Phil takes Shaq's side, and there is no NBA legend to quell the fires of the two youthful superstars.
Factoid 6: Kobe screws up his life and his practices are relegated to a different court.
Factoid 7: Shaq gets even more out of shape and leaves.
Factoid 8: Lakers don't win anything ever again.
It seems to me that all of the events started when the Lakers fired the NBA LOGO. The Curse of the Logo is in full effect this year and the Laker fans shall be sad and listless once again. Sucks to be you guys.
-J
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